credit: v i p e z I found this ridiculous image of Google Suggests and thought I should help out. Do men have periods? Yes, of steroidal rage. Does sperm whiten teeth? I don’t know. I need to do further testing. Does Jesus have a tattoo? Yes, it’s a tramp-stamp. Does jerking off make you [...]
Yesterday Google sent me the following question “Why don’t women trust?” The simple answer is Bristol Palin. Well, to clarify, I can only really answer why women don’t trust me. The answer to that is Bristol Palin. Tender, thick, dangerous if under-prepared–like a pork chop–Bristol. I have some very understanding friends. I have largely received [...]
How are you doing? – My Mom This is an interesting question and heady question. Usually it begins with a sandwich that looks like this: photo credit: Sakurako Kitsa After vigorous chewing the sandwich goo gets stored in a place I call the belly sac. A strong acid that lives in my belly sac helps [...]
credit: foxypar4 Recently it has been implied that I am racist; based largely on my post on monkeys hating white people. I also realize that a while ago I suggested that we should invade New Zealand. I want to put to rest any questions you may have about my possible bigotry. Racism is the belief [...]
If you could make out with anyone living or dead who would it be? One of those ethereal questions that comes up at parties. I feel like the question is a trap. If I answer with someone who is dead I feel like I am subject to ridicule so I always want think of someone [...]
credit: Melissa Gira Until recently I had a dream to be written about in Vallywag without a sex scandal. Apparently that is no longer possible. The one writer that is being left behind is Owen Thomas. I don’t know if he is interested in writing about me considering I am not a money player. So, [...]
credit: boeke My current most frequent search result: Is Love an Obligation? Certainly, love is an obligation to not be an asshole, to shower on a regular basis, and to be the best person you can be for the people you love. The thing that crushes love the most is relying on other peoples love. [...]
credit: Dunechaser Is discretion really the better part of valor? – I forget your name, sorry? The answer is both yes and no. I think that it depends on your personal reading of the phrase. The popular definition of the idiom is this: “It is better to be careful and think before you act than [...]
photo credit: ….Tim What is the hardest part of growing up? -CJ There are a lot of hardships in growing up. Frankly, it probably isn’t worth the effort. Here is a short list of the things that you will lose while growing up: Teeth Vigor Innocence Virginity (only once if your lucky) A sense of [...]
credit: ♥ HunterJumper ♥ How do they fix a mans penis when it breaks? -Tori The answer to that question really depends on your definition of breaks. Do you mean stops working properly, like erectile dysfunction, or do you breaks like a bone? Since we all receive regular e-mails informing us about Viagra and Cialis [...]