Yesterday Google sent me the following question “Why don’t women trust?”
The simple answer is Bristol Palin.
Well, to clarify, I can only really answer why women don’t trust me. The answer to that is Bristol Palin. Tender, thick, dangerous if under-prepared–like a pork chop–Bristol.
I have some very understanding friends. I have largely received grudging nods to [...]
How are you doing?
– My Mom
This is an interesting question and heady question. Usually it begins with a sandwich that looks like this:
photo credit: Sakurako Kitsa
After vigorous chewing the sandwich goo gets stored in a place I call the belly sac. A strong acid that lives in my belly sac helps break the goo [...]
Chris Pez (www.houseofsound.org)
How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?
$22
What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?
No one sends me funny, I just get informational.
Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone?
When I was young.
What happens when you hit a ninja with a car?
Unless the ninja is drunk or [...]
Today’s Guest:
Karianne Stinson (http://twitter.com/karianne)
How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?
I have 1 dollar.
What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?
Hmm, one of my favs is “Help! Crazy bitches everywhere!”
Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone?
“Hi! This is Cindi from Baskin-Robbins and if you can name 31 flavors [...]
Todays’ Guest:
Matthew Inman (www.theoatmeal.com)
How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?
$4.00 or so. I only carry cash on Thursdays, those are “tranny hooker night” at the Oatmeal household.
What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?
If u don’t stop texting me poetry about the anus of a buffalo I’m gonna file a restraining [...]
Today’s Guest
Rose (its one word like Cher)
How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?
Do bobby pins count as money?
What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?
“Chuck Berry! I’m watching the second season of SNL and he’s playing Johnny be good. It’s totally sexy!”
Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the [...]
Tonight’s Guest:
Aviel Ginzburg (www.untitledstartup.com)
How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?
$1
What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?
“Did you rick roll me at three in the morning last night? Via phone?” – I was messing around with the Twilio.com API
Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone?
Bob Hope
What happens [...]
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Text flirting, or sexting, is all the rage in the media. Unfortunately they are focusing on amateurs, like teenage picture takers and celebrities.
Let’s use Tiger Woods as an example. What Tiger said, “I will wear you out…when was the last time you got fucked”
Rose sums up the Tiger’s issue pretty well:
While this is probably [...]
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Recently it has been implied that I am racist; based largely on my post on monkeys hating white people. I also realize that a while ago I suggested that we should invade New Zealand.
I want to put to rest any questions you may have about my possible bigotry. Racism is the belief that some [...]
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When I was 19 I dropped out of college. It was a difficult decision at first. Most people that I talked to were against it– they thought I would never go back. Ultimately, I asked someone I didn’t know very well what I should do. She said it didn’t sound like I had much [...]
