credit: / juL / Why do Americans get so angry about politics? It doesn’t seem like many people even know what is happening. -Someone who wants to be anonymous First, do you know what truculence is? It is aggressive self-assurance, belligerence, a kind of bravado that falls, ultimately, on an arbitrary distinction. Dem vs. Rep; [...]
Overheard: Why aren’t there any monkeys here? Map of Monkeys: Pink = White People Orange = New World Monkeys Red = Old World Monkeys You will notice that there is a suspicious lack of monkeys in the high White People areas. I endeavor to answer why. I when out into the Interweb to find pictures [...]
What the fuck is “fire eagle”? what is it good for? why did i bookmark it? why did i sign up? – Chris FireEagle is Yahoo!’s version of DodgeBall. You remember DodgeBall, right? No, you don’t remember DodgeBall? Well it was an early entry to social media that came out in like 2005. Basically you [...]
credit: Hello_Serjiy Is there a god? – JeremyLuebke (@) Jeremy, that is a good question. And very hard to answer. Ultimately I think it falls on each of us to make some time to answer the question as an individual. Because it would be unethical, and in some places illegal, for me to get you [...]
Here is $5. I don’t know what question to ask. – John Moroney, from the coffee shop Thanks for having faith in me. In return, because it has taken so long for you to ask a question, I will say something nice about you: John is a very funny man. In every sense of the [...]
30 According to Matt Inman and the good people at OnePlusYou I could win a fair fight against 30 five-year-olds, approximately one first grade class. So that begs the question: What would it look like for 30 five year olds to attack me? My meticulous study of video games and monster movies tells me that [...]
credit: berbercarpet Is there anything you can put on a cake that would make it less appetizing? -Casey In the grand illusions that so many of you insist qualifies as Real Life there are a handful of questions that shake one to the core. This is one of those questions: Is there anything you can [...]
During a rousing round of drinks with some Internet friends we addressed the fact that Martin Bowling looks like a gentleman in his Twitter Avatar: But looks like and Arby’s Sandwich in real life: When I heard the question that I most dread: Do you know who you look like? The answer is a resounding, [...]
credit: Auzigog Q: i want to see live naked girls but hate beaches and don’t want to pay $1 a song. what’s a reasonable way to go about this? -Chris from Portland Chris, since you apparently live at the intersection of pale and cheap the only real solution is to throw a party. Not just [...]
A question has entered my mind via Penny Arcade: How do you groom a girl? Specifically this girl, Felicia Day. Some women may not be aware of this, but, many men find grooming a woman very rewarding for both parties. Sadly, I don’t think that most women trust the meticulous juxtapositions and renovations of their [...]