Yesterday Google sent me the following question “Why don’t women trust?”
The simple answer is Bristol Palin.
Well, to clarify, I can only really answer why women don’t trust me. The answer to that is Bristol Palin. Tender, thick, dangerous if under-prepared–like a pork chop–Bristol.
I have some very understanding friends. I have largely received grudging nods to my point that she is 19, so, clearly of age. I also seen suppressed giggles when I assert that clearly she puts out (see: Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston).
Recently I think I took my “say what is on your mind” frankness too far when I asserted that Bristol probably looks like the following picture under her polka-dot dress.
Except, you know, with yearling wolf pelt lining and a Raised in Alaska tattoo.
I think that laying sweet Bristol down onto the cream and sage floral print sheets of my IKEA futon mattress is one of the few things that would make even me feel a little dirty. but, it’s a fun thought and something that no girl, thus far, has been willing to role play.
And that is why women don’t trust me.
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Looks like another REAL BAD photoshop chop job for the bikini pic…of course, i’m sure the author is a real babe……yuk
@jake – that isn’t a photoshop; it is a picture of a different person entirely.
I love people who like to call out Photoshop even though they’ve never used the program and have no idea how to work a camera.
This is a perfect example of jealousy and ignorance. It’s not called “putting out” when you’ve been dating the boy for a while. It’s called HUMAN INSTINCT.
Oh, and did I mention you’re an idiot and have NO life. You should look into finding one instead of pondering and wasting your time over someone else’s life. It’s not yours to live.
Thank you Brooke for correcting my sexual vernacular. I will take that into consideration the next time that I discuss my lurid daydreams about minor celebrities.
bristol palin looks hotin
that swimsuit next time she should take it off and swimm nude. one time went to seal beach with my friend he and me were nude so instead we took
off our swimsuits and
shirt and socks and plus shoes and took a naked skinn dip