Doing It

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How are you doing?

— My Mom

This is an interesting question and heady question. Usually it begins with a sandwich that looks like this:

terrified sandwich closeup
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After vigorous chewing the sandwich goo gets stored in a place I call the belly sac. A strong acid that lives in my belly sac helps break the goo into a number of smaller components that are utilized by mitochondria.

Deutsches Museum
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Mitochondria, busy little organelles, use water to form ATP. My muscles convert the ATP into movement in response to impulses from my brain as needed throughout the day.

Then after 8 to 12 hours I strip down naked, bust a grumpy and take a shower– just like an astronaut.

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2 Responses to “Doing It”

  1. Mom

    You obviously gave this some deep thought. Your response shows insight and candor.

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