Overheard: Why aren’t there any monkeys here?
Map of Monkeys:
Pink = White People
Orange = New World Monkeys
Red = Old World Monkeys
You will notice that there is a suspicious lack of monkeys in the high White People areas. I endeavor to answer why.
I when out into the Interweb to find pictures of how monkeys react to various [...]
What the fuck is “fire eagle”? what is it good for? why did i bookmark it? why did i sign up?
- Chris
FireEagle is Yahoo!’s version of DodgeBall. You remember DodgeBall, right? No, you don’t remember DodgeBall? Well it was an early entry to social media that came out in like 2005. Basically you text your [...]
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Is there a god?
- JeremyLuebke (@)
Jeremy, that is a good question. And very hard to answer. Ultimately I think it falls on each of us to make some time to answer the question as an individual. Because it would be unethical, and in some places illegal, for me to get you so high that [...]
Here is $5. I don’t know what question to ask.
- John Moroney, from the coffee shop
Thanks for having faith in me. In return, because it has taken so long for you to ask a question, I will say something nice about you:
John is a very funny man. In every sense of the phrase: he is [...]
30
According to Matt Inman and the good people at OnePlusYou I could win a fair fight against 30 five-year-olds, approximately one first grade class. So that begs the question:
What would it look like for 30 five year olds to attack me?
My meticulous study of video games and monster movies tells me that either a battle [...]
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Is there anything you can put on a cake that would make it less appetizing?
-Casey
In the grand illusions that so many of you insist qualifies as Real Life there are a handful of questions that shake one to the core. This is one of those questions: Is there anything you can put on a [...]
During a rousing round of drinks with some Internet friends we addressed the fact that Martin Bowling looks like a gentleman in his Twitter Avatar:
But looks like and Arby’s Sandwich in real life:
When I heard the question that I most dread:
Do you know who you look like?
The answer is a resounding, yes, I do know [...]
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Q: i want to see live naked girls but hate beaches and don’t want to pay $1 a song. what’s a reasonable way to go about this?
-Chris from Portland
Chris, since you apparently live at the intersection of pale and cheap the only real solution is to throw a party. Not just any party, but [...]
A question has entered my mind via Penny Arcade: How do you groom a girl?
Specifically this girl, Felicia Day.
Some women may not be aware of this, but, many men find grooming a woman very rewarding for both parties. Sadly, I don’t think that most women trust the meticulous juxtapositions and renovations of [...]
When two people get married, their kids get the father’s name (with rare exceptions). For each family that has only girls, that family name won’t be continued. This means every generation we should lose a fraction of family names. Will we eventually run out of family names?
-A Friend of J
No, that is seriously… You have [...]
