Author Archives: Carlos

Matthew Inman is a Monkey Hugger

Todays’ Guest: Matthew Inman (www.theoatmeal.com) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $4.00 or so.  I only carry cash on Thursdays, those are “tranny hooker night” at the Oatmeal household. What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? If u don’t stop texting me poetry about the anus of a buffalo [...]

Women Love Handles

Today’s Guest Rose (its one word like Cher) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? Do bobby pins count as money? What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? “Chuck Berry! I’m watching the second season of SNL and he’s playing Johnny be good. It’s totally sexy!” Have you ever pretended [...]

Let’s Play Interview Roullette!

Tonight’s Guest: Aviel Ginzburg (www.untitledstartup.com) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $1 What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? “Did you rick roll me at three in the morning last night? Via phone?” – I was messing around with the Twilio.com API Have you ever pretended to be someone [...]

How To: Sexting

credit: annais Text flirting, or sexting, is all the rage in the media. Unfortunately they are focusing on amateurs, like teenage picture takers and celebrities. Let’s use Tiger Woods as an example. What Tiger said, “I will wear you out…when was the last time you got fucked” Rose sums up the Tiger’s issue pretty well: [...]

Am I A Racist

credit: foxypar4 Recently it has been implied that I am racist; based largely on my post on monkeys hating white people. I also realize that a while ago I suggested that we should invade New Zealand. I want to put to rest any questions you may have about my possible bigotry. Racism is the belief [...]

Spent Time Lost in a Jungle

credit: publicenergy When I was 19 I dropped out of college. It was a difficult decision at first. Most people that I talked to were against it– they thought I would never go back. Ultimately, I asked someone I didn’t know very well what I should do. She said it didn’t sound like I had [...]

Projecting

I have been working on the various books from the last post, but I have also been preparing for a move and some serious projects at work. So, no images yet from the books. But, I do have an image about a book: Click it to see the full size. This is a mind map [...]

Take Part In Art 2

The Grass Is Greener Digital vs. Print Culture vs. Instinct Things Overheard Dehydrated Mouse Birth; Life; Death A Five Year Old Mind A Diary of Machine Gun Testicles And Exploration of Orange Fungus Multi-Media Explosion Square My Abduction Notebook Origins Everyday Heroes Pros/Cons of Power Inner Children Alternative Endings Opposable Thumbs Hats Anthropomorphic Food Non-Existent [...]

Take Part In Art

Today I bought 5 Moleskine note books. I am going to fill them with writing, drawing and pictures. I need a theme though. That’s where you come in. I am going to take your suggestions for themes. My five favorite themes from your suggestions will be commemorated in art book form and displayed on this [...]

Educational Stimulus Package

credit: woodleywonderworks Someone recently suggested that part of the Economic Stimulus Package should be be the absolution of federal student loans. I like this idea, beacuse I have student loans. I’m not really sure how much money the government has tied up in these loans, but I don’t think they make up a huge portion [...]