credit: j/k_lolz One of the great tricks that life plays on you is the rumor that there are rules. There are no absolute truths, no constants. As surely as this life will end; I will fail you. I don’t plan on it, but I expect it. I stand on a corner and watch bicycles the [...]
Todays’ Guest: Matthew Inman (www.theoatmeal.com) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $4.00 or so. I only carry cash on Thursdays, those are “tranny hooker night” at the Oatmeal household. What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? If u don’t stop texting me poetry about the anus of a buffalo [...]
credit: annais Text flirting, or sexting, is all the rage in the media. Unfortunately they are focusing on amateurs, like teenage picture takers and celebrities. Let’s use Tiger Woods as an example. What Tiger said, “I will wear you out…when was the last time you got fucked” Rose sums up the Tiger’s issue pretty well: [...]
credit: publicenergy When I was 19 I dropped out of college. It was a difficult decision at first. Most people that I talked to were against it– they thought I would never go back. Ultimately, I asked someone I didn’t know very well what I should do. She said it didn’t sound like I had [...]
The Grass Is Greener Digital vs. Print Culture vs. Instinct Things Overheard Dehydrated Mouse Birth; Life; Death A Five Year Old Mind A Diary of Machine Gun Testicles And Exploration of Orange Fungus Multi-Media Explosion Square My Abduction Notebook Origins Everyday Heroes Pros/Cons of Power Inner Children Alternative Endings Opposable Thumbs Hats Anthropomorphic Food Non-Existent [...]
Today I bought 5 Moleskine note books. I am going to fill them with writing, drawing and pictures. I need a theme though. That’s where you come in. I am going to take your suggestions for themes. My five favorite themes from your suggestions will be commemorated in art book form and displayed on this [...]
photo credit: ♥ellie♥ dear carlos, where are the promised questions about, or by, strippers? eagerly, -chris Ah yes May 8th, 2008 I alluded to the possibility of stripper related questions. Well, unfortunately, I was sidetracked in the following days by a wedding. So I guess I come back around now to address the issue. Questions [...]
photo credit: abardwell Dear Women Who Live in Wyoming, I would like to sincerely apologize for implying, on several occasions, that you are sheep. It has recently come to my attention that there are also several other variety of farm animals, and human females as well in Wyoming. Please accept my heartfelt regrets that I [...]
I am a man in my early 20′s and I have recently accepted the fact that I am gay. When I was in my teens I thought of myself as bisexual and preferential to women, so I never told my parents. Now I feel like I should tell them, since I will probably start dating [...]