Movember Madness
Ten years ago both my dad and grandfather died of cancer. All three of us were born in December. This year to honor their memories and lives I am shaving my much loved beard and participating in Movember. This is … Continued
Fulfillments
Everything You Need To Know About Babies
Cute but deadly this baby is biding her time. 😉 Also, not my baby.
The Museum Of The Date Doesn’t Go Anywhere
credit: j/k_lolz One of the great tricks that life plays on you is the rumor that there are rules. There are no absolute truths, no constants. As surely as this life will end; I will fail you. I don’t plan … Continued
Matthew Inman is a Monkey Hugger
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Todays’ Guest: Matthew Inman (www.theoatmeal.com) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $4.00 or so. I only carry cash on Thursdays, those are “tranny hooker night” at the Oatmeal household. What is the funniest Text on your phone … Continued
How To: Sexting
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credit: annais Text flirting, or sexting, is all the rage in the media. Unfortunately they are focusing on amateurs, like teenage picture takers and celebrities. Let’s use Tiger Woods as an example. What Tiger said, “I will wear you out…when … Continued
Spent Time Lost in a Jungle
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credit: publicenergy When I was 19 I dropped out of college. It was a difficult decision at first. Most people that I talked to were against it– they thought I would never go back. Ultimately, I asked someone I didn’t … Continued
Take Part In Art 2
The Grass Is Greener Digital vs. Print Culture vs. Instinct Things Overheard Dehydrated Mouse Birth; Life; Death A Five Year Old Mind A Diary of Machine Gun Testicles And Exploration of Orange Fungus Multi-Media Explosion Square My Abduction Notebook Origins … Continued
Take Part In Art
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Today I bought 5 Moleskine note books. I am going to fill them with writing, drawing and pictures. I need a theme though. That’s where you come in. I am going to take your suggestions for themes. My five favorite … Continued
Finally An Answer
photo credit: ♥ellie♥ dear carlos, where are the promised questions about, or by, strippers? eagerly, -chris Ah yes May 8th, 2008 I alluded to the possibility of stripper related questions. Well, unfortunately, I was sidetracked in the following days by … Continued
My Thoughts on Wyoming
photo credit: abardwell Dear Women Who Live in Wyoming, I would like to sincerely apologize for implying, on several occasions, that you are sheep. It has recently come to my attention that there are also several other variety of farm … Continued