Todays’ Guest:
Matthew Inman (www.theoatmeal.com)
How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?
$4.00 or so. I only carry cash on Thursdays, those are “tranny hooker night” at the Oatmeal household.
What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?
If u don’t stop texting me poetry about the anus of a buffalo I’m gonna file a restraining [...]
credit: another.point.in.time
Text flirting, or sexting, is all the rage in the media. Unfortunately they are focusing on amateurs, like teenage picture takers and celebrities.
Let’s use Tiger Woods as an example. What Tiger said, “I will wear you out…when was the last time you got fucked”
Rose sums up the Tiger’s issue pretty well:
While this is probably [...]
credit: publicenergy
When I was 19 I dropped out of college. It was a difficult decision at first. Most people that I talked to were against it– they thought I would never go back. Ultimately, I asked someone I didn’t know very well what I should do. She said it didn’t sound like I had much [...]
The Grass Is Greener
Digital vs. Print
Culture vs. Instinct
Things Overheard
Dehydrated Mouse
Birth; Life; Death
A Five Year Old Mind
A Diary of Machine Gun Testicles
And Exploration of Orange
Fungus Multi-Media Explosion
Square
My Abduction Notebook
Origins
Everyday Heroes
Pros/Cons of Power
Inner Children
Alternative Endings
Opposable Thumbs
Hats
Anthropomorphic Food
Non-Existent Museums
My Left-Breast
Cock Fights
Jesus Saves
Unrequited Love
Bi-Polarity
Dim Lights
GG Allin
Mundanity
Stalking
Mad Max
Fear of a Clown/Fish
Archetypes
A Curious Case of Narcissism
Baths and Wombs
A Room Full of [...]
Today I bought 5 Moleskine note books. I am going to fill them with writing, drawing and pictures. I need a theme though. That’s where you come in. I am going to take your suggestions for themes. My five favorite themes from your suggestions will be commemorated in art book form and displayed on this [...]
photo credit: ♥ellie♥
dear carlos,
where are the promised questions about, or by, strippers?
eagerly,
-chris
Ah yes May 8th, 2008 I alluded to the possibility of stripper related questions. Well, unfortunately, I was sidetracked in the following days by a wedding. So I guess I come back around now to address the issue.
Questions I have been asked [...]
photo credit: abardwell
Dear Women Who Live in Wyoming,
I would like to sincerely apologize for implying, on several occasions, that you are sheep. It has recently come to my attention that there are also several other variety of farm animals, and human females as well in Wyoming. Please accept my heartfelt regrets that I have [...]
I am a man in my early 20’s and I have recently accepted the fact that I am gay. When I was in my teens I thought of myself as bisexual and preferential to women, so I never told my parents. Now I feel like I should tell them, since I will probably start dating [...]
