Dear Women Who Live in Wyoming,
I would like to sincerely apologize for implying, on several occasions, that you are sheep. It has recently come to my attention that there are also several other variety of farm animals, and human females as well in Wyoming. Please accept my heartfelt regrets that I have been spreading humorous rumors about the definition of marriage and/or the family structure of Wyoming residents. Finally I would like to say, now that I look closer at the map, I will stop calling Wyoming everything that wasn’t good enough to be Montana.
Sincerely,
