This Pez Dispenses Sound

Chris Pez (www.houseofsound.org) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $22 What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? No one sends me funny, I just get informational. Have you ever pretended to be someone else … Continued

You Can Take The Girl Out Of The Shower, But Why?

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Today’s Guest: Karianne Stinson (http://twitter.com/karianne) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? I have 1 dollar. What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? Hmm, one of my favs is “Help! Crazy bitches everywhere!” Have you … Continued

Matthew Inman is a Monkey Hugger

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Todays’ Guest: Matthew Inman (www.theoatmeal.com) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $4.00 or so.  I only carry cash on Thursdays, those are “tranny hooker night” at the Oatmeal household. What is the funniest Text on your phone … Continued

Women Love Handles

Today’s Guest Rose (its one word like Cher) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? Do bobby pins count as money? What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? “Chuck Berry! I’m watching the second season … Continued

Let’s Play Interview Roullette!

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Tonight’s Guest: Aviel Ginzburg (www.untitledstartup.com) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $1 What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? “Did you rick roll me at three in the morning last night? Via phone?” – … Continued

How To: Sexting

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credit: annais Text flirting, or sexting, is all the rage in the media. Unfortunately they are focusing on amateurs, like teenage picture takers and celebrities. Let’s use Tiger Woods as an example. What Tiger said, “I will wear you out…when … Continued

Am I A Racist

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credit: foxypar4 Recently it has been implied that I am racist; based largely on my post on monkeys hating white people. I also realize that a while ago I suggested that we should invade New Zealand. I want to put … Continued

Spent Time Lost in a Jungle

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credit: publicenergy When I was 19 I dropped out of college. It was a difficult decision at first. Most people that I talked to were against it– they thought I would never go back. Ultimately, I asked someone I didn’t … Continued

Projecting

I have been working on the various books from the last post, but I have also been preparing for a move and some serious projects at work. So, no images yet from the books. But, I do have an image … Continued

Take Part In Art 2

The Grass Is Greener Digital vs. Print Culture vs. Instinct Things Overheard Dehydrated Mouse Birth; Life; Death A Five Year Old Mind A Diary of Machine Gun Testicles And Exploration of Orange Fungus Multi-Media Explosion Square My Abduction Notebook Origins … Continued