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Chasing Bristol Palin
Wednesday, July 14th, 2010
Because so many of you (approximately 30,000) are coming here looking for information and pictures about Bristol Palin I thought I could help you out. Take this survey to find out “How long could you take a warm nap between Bristol Palin’s smooshy boobies?” These are my results: I could you take a warm nap [...]
Making A Comedy Album
Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
I have kind of fallen off the grid on this blog, but with good reason. I am making a comedy album! Rose and I are using Kickstarter.com to raise money to turn the best of this blog, plus unpublished, content into a audio hilarity, limited edition t-shirts and posters. Come join us at KickStarter:
The Television Made Me Do It
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010
The KFC Double Down has triggered my inner competitive nature. I present The Quadstrocity. If you want to see it in full detail you can watch the Unaltered Quadstrocity it’s 17 Min. After completing this task I had to drink a half gallon of water and many more beers before my body returned to “normal” [...]
This Pez Dispenses Sound
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Chris Pez (www.houseofsound.org) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $22 What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? No one sends me funny, I just get informational. Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone? When I was young. What happens when you hit a ninja with [...]
You Can Take The Girl Out Of The Shower, But Why?
Monday, January 25th, 2010
Today’s Guest: Karianne Stinson (http://twitter.com/karianne) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? I have 1 dollar. What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? Hmm, one of my favs is “Help! Crazy bitches everywhere!” Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone? “Hi! This is Cindi from Baskin-Robbins [...]
Women Love Handles
Thursday, January 21st, 2010
Today’s Guest Rose (its one word like Cher) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? Do bobby pins count as money? What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? “Chuck Berry! I’m watching the second season of SNL and he’s playing Johnny be good. It’s totally sexy!” Have you ever pretended [...]
Let’s Play Interview Roullette!
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
Tonight’s Guest: Aviel Ginzburg (www.untitledstartup.com) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $1 What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? “Did you rick roll me at three in the morning last night? Via phone?” – I was messing around with the Twilio.com API Have you ever pretended to be someone [...]
Projecting
Monday, March 23rd, 2009
I have been working on the various books from the last post, but I have also been preparing for a move and some serious projects at work. So, no images yet from the books. But, I do have an image about a book: Click it to see the full size. This is a mind map [...]
Educational Stimulus Package
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
credit: woodleywonderworks Someone recently suggested that part of the Economic Stimulus Package should be be the absolution of federal student loans. I like this idea, beacuse I have student loans. I’m not really sure how much money the government has tied up in these loans, but I don’t think they make up a huge portion [...]