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JMFCOAB

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It has been a long time since I posted here. I almost have a baby. It is coming, and soon. He has graduated from Blueberry Danger to “Fruit Bat.” Life continues forward and I continue my grumpy quest for the … Continued

Let Me Remind You.

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credit: † mexico rosel † Let me make this uncomfortably clear: I have strong opinions about cars. If you drive a car you are allowed ZERO mistakes! I’m a driver. I drive a motorcycle and I have driven a variety … Continued

It Happens in the Yard

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credit: Tambako the Jaguar Why am I so unenthusiastic about gardening? – Rose Gardening is a contentious subject around my house. I live with two ladies that have very different views of what constitutes a proper garden. One, I’ll call … Continued

Rule CC – Cthulhu

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credit: swissrolli It has now been said: Rule CC: If a craft is practiced in the modern era it will have a pattern for Cthulhu. (><) -/|-

Little Known Fact About The Oatmeal

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Contrary to popular belief The Oatmeal is super friendly and love hugs: If you want a hug from The Oatmeal you should take the image below:

Chasing Bristol Palin

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Because so many of you (approximately 30,000) are coming here looking for information and pictures about Bristol Palin I thought I could help you out. Take this survey to find out “How long could you take a warm nap between … Continued

Making A Comedy Album

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I have kind of fallen off the grid on this blog, but with good reason. I am making a comedy album! Rose and I are using Kickstarter.com to raise money to turn the best of this blog, plus unpublished, content … Continued

The Television Made Me Do It

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The KFC Double Down has triggered my inner competitive nature. I present The Quadstrocity. If you want to see it in full detail you can watch the Unaltered Quadstrocity it’s 17 Min. After completing this task I had to drink … Continued

This Pez Dispenses Sound

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Chris Pez (www.houseofsound.org) How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets? $22 What is the funniest Text on your phone right now? No one sends me funny, I just get informational. Have you ever pretended to be someone else … Continued