How likely are you to survive an octopus attack?

The Ground Rules

• Octopi have no emotions

• 1	Do you have any experience wrestling? Yes, I wrestled in college Yes, I wrestled in middle school or high school A little, I've wrestled with siblings or friends Only in bed 9 Questions Left

• 2	Do you have a SCUBA certification? No Basic SCUBA certification Advanced SCUBA certification Master SCUBA certification 8 Questions Left

• 3	Do carry a knife? No Occasionally Frequently (3 days a week) I don't leave home without it! 7 Questions Left

• 4	Have you ever participated in competitive water sports? Synchronized Swimming Swimming Water Polo Only in the bedroom No 6 Questions Left

• 5	If the octopus wrapped itself around you and started gnawing into your chest what would you do? Curl up into a little ball and whimper Punch it in the eye-ball Bite it back Poop 5 Questions Left

• 6	How long can you hold your breath? 3+ minutes 1 - 2 minutes less than a minute 4 Questions Left

• 7	Have you made a pact with the devil? No Yes 3 Questions Left

• 8	If you had a choice, what would you prefer? Death by drowning Death by blood loss Death by shark 2 Questions Left

• 9	Do you live near the ocean? Yes No 1 Questions Left

• 10	What best describes you feelings about octopi? I find them frightening I find them intriguing I find them tasty 0 Questions Left