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Other Things I Do

For $5.75 I will do one of the following things:

  • Send an e-mail to tell someone that you are a good kisser.
  • Send an e-mail to tell them what I had for breakfast.
  • Send an e-mail to tell someone that you think they are cute
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For $29.95 I will do any of the following things:

  • Take responsibility for something you have done, that is not illegal.
  • Write a love letter to the person of your choice.
  • Hug someone you know in the Seattle city limits.
What do you want me to do?

For $49.95 I will do one of the following things:

  • Draw you a unique picture, put it on Braille Tattoo (optional), and mail it to you.
  • Write you a cheat sheet for explaining “The Birds and The Bees” to a child.
  • Write a letter to your parents explaining what you have done and why it isn’t “that big of a deal”
  • A plan for anything you are trying to do
What do you want me to do?