Here is $5. I don’t know what question to ask.
- John Moroney, from the coffee shop
Thanks for having faith in me. In return, because it has taken so long for you to ask a question, I will say something nice about you:
John is a very funny man. In every sense of the phrase: he is an entertainer, a bartender, and a writer. He makes me laugh most of the time and has a boundless energy. He is a nice guy, but dentist recommend against kissing him because of chipped teeth; not schmaltz content.
Watch his video on dating. It contains marshmallow-bits of truth that will sweeten the milk of your otherwise boring today. Most of his work is NSFW and if you live in Seattle you may recognize him from Zombie Tapioca Lovefest.
Other nice things about John:
- He has made the only Bloody Mary I can stand to smell, let alone drink.
- He is tall.
- He has many talents — including once designing a car, and a chair.
- He has a tendency to just show up in places I like to frequent.
- Umm… I believe he finds the concept of Dentistry Humor funny.
- Oh! He laughs very load when I tell jokes; that’s my favorite quality in anyone.
And that is what is good about John Moroney.
Goodnight, and Good Luck.
