If you want a hug from The Oatmeal you should take the image below:

Take this survey to find out “How long could you take a warm nap between Bristol Palin’s smooshy boobies?”

These are my results:
I could you take a warm nap for 27 minutes! between Bristol Palin’s smooshy boobies?
For those of you who are looking for Bristol in a bikini.

Rose and I are using Kickstarter.com to raise money to turn the best of this blog, plus unpublished, content into a audio hilarity, limited edition t-shirts and posters.

Come join us at KickStarter:

If you want to see it in full detail you can watch the Unaltered Quadstrocity it’s 17 Min.

After completing this task I had to drink a half gallon of water and many more beers before my body returned to “normal” functioning.

How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?

$22

What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?

No one sends me funny, I just get informational.

Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone?

When I was young.

What happens when you hit a ninja with a car?

Unless the ninja is drunk or old I can’t see that happening. If he is drunk or old he’ll probably just yell at you in Japanese and stumble on his way impervious to his injuries.

If you could have chosen you own name what would it be?

Liam.

If you could only have one type of sandwich for the rest of your life what
would it be?

Peanut butter and banana.

Anything else I should know?

I have a radio show on Wednesdays 8-10pm and you should listen.

Chris Pez is truly a stand-up guy. This is evidenced by the fact that I once said, “Let’s go get a beer and a sandwich” and he took that to mean: “Let’s go to 9 strip clubs in 12-hours and be BFFs.” Evidently he killed many of his brain-cells that night; because eventually he asked me to be his best man. You can see more pictures from Chris’ wedding in posts about love.

Karianne Stinson (http://twitter.com/karianne)

How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?

I have 1 dollar.
What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?

Hmm, one of my favs is “Help! Crazy bitches everywhere!”

Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone?

“Hi! This is Cindi from Baskin-Robbins and if you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds we’ll give you 31 dollars! Ok? Ready? Go!”

What happens when you hit a ninja with a car?

He goes to ninja heaven. But ninja goats go to hell.

If you could have chosen you own name what would it be?

Goddess-of-all! Not really though. I like my name and it’s many variations.

If you could only have one type of sandwich for the rest of your life what would it be?

I like variety too much. I don’t like to be limited.

Anything else I should know?

Carlos is the coolest! Well… at least he makes me laugh!

Karianne is an avid karaoke singer and creator of novel concepts, like the six-month-itch. KA used to be a teacher; she may have “molded” the mind of your child. She is my preferred drinking buddy at work-type events. As you can see above she sometimes holds up my end of the deal when I am indisposed. I think you should follow Karianne on Twitter.

Rose (its one word like Cher)

How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?

Do bobby pins count as money?

What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?

“Chuck Berry! I’m watching the second season of SNL and he’s playing Johnny be good. It’s totally sexy!”

Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone?

Yes

What happens when you hit a ninja with a car?

Everyone knows that’s impossible.

If you could have chosen you own name what would it be?

Ferguson. Or Violet. It’s probably for the best that I didn’t name myself.

If you could only have one type of sandwich for the rest of your life what would it be?

Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado

Anything else I should know?

I’m thinking about you naked right now

I am excited to know that there are people in the world other than me pretending I am naked.

Aviel Ginzburg (www.untitledstartup.com)

How Much Money Do You Have in Your Pockets?
$1

What is the funniest Text on your phone right now?
“Did you rick roll me at three in the morning last night? Via phone?” – I was messing around with the Twilio.com API

Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone?
Bob Hope

What happens when you hit a ninja with a car?
Nothing.

If you could have chosen you own name what would it be?
Gaius

If you could only have one type of sandwich for the rest of your life what would it be?
Tuna fish sandwich with wasabi.

Anything else I should know?
The tuna fish sandwich could also have bacon on it.

I enjoy my time with Aviel. He seems like a sport. He once claimed that he would help me find a tambourine. To give you some perspective on how successful that adventure was I am still looking for a tambourine. I don’t hold that against him though; tambourines are surprisingly hard to find used.

Also, if he changes his name to Gaius Ginzburg he would be like Paul Wolfowitz, both vaguely scary AND vaguely jew-y.

But, I do have an image about a book:

Click it to see the full size. This is a mind map of how I would probably tell the story of my life. Realistically the college bubble is in a purgatory between remembered and told. Certainly I remember being there, but I have also been told a number of things that are pretty funny/absurd about my behavior.

I have been thinking about expanding the Take Part in Art to a prose project when I am done with the graphic version. Telling stories the way I understand them, remembered or told. If there was ever a story that you wish you knew from someone elses perspective, like the first time they saw a bird or the first time their heartbroke this could be a chance. Maybe I should just try to write the story of each of my “Things I’ve Done” from the about section. Although, that might not be as interesting. I should kick off the project with some of those stories, it is easier to maintain a blog telling stories than making art books anyway.

So, I promise more regular posting via telling some sories rather than the big gaps caused by the Art project.

Someone recently suggested that part of the Economic Stimulus Package should be be the absolution of federal student loans.

I like this idea, beacuse I have student loans. I’m not really sure how much money the government has tied up in these loans, but I don’t think they make up a huge portion of the money collect each year. About 23% of US adults has a degree, so there is a good change that they have some amount of debt associated with it. Let’s guess that half of them owe the government some amount of money.

In terms of getting money circulating adding $50 – $250 per month to the budget of 11.5% of the population could be phenomenal. Because, of course, those people skew young they are less like to save the money and more likely to spend extra money on entertainment or general consumption. That crucial 25 – 35 age group (which I am part of) is young enough to be frivolous and old enough to be earning money. Plus, the likelihood of these people defaulting on other debts will be decreased significantly, meaning less stress everywhere else. Also, it implicitly encourages education and makes my debt to income ratio good enough to qualify for a loan.

So, I want to float the idea that President Obama should pardon my student loans, so I can get a friggin’ line of credit.