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Why make a bathing suit in 1940s style if it wont hold 1940s style breasts? Where is a girl with ….curves…to find bad-ass retro swimwear?
- Sent From Portland
What are 40’s style breasts?
Size [...]
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The New York Times thinks that we don’t eat healthy so they gave a list of 11 things you should eat for health. And I am going to explain why you don’t eat these things.
Beets: You don’t eat beets because you think they are an unnatural color. Turns out that strange color [...]
I have been hearing this question forever:
How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
On earth they follow the same procedure everyone else does, drink a cup of coffee, strip down naked, take care of business, then take a shower. But in space they have to take some special measure; including restraints and vacuum hoses — [...]
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Jessica from Seattle asked me an oddly subversive question:
So, in the cartoons, cats and mice hate each other but they both love cheese. Oh, and dogs hate cats in the cartoons, what’s with that?
Well, I have been told that in every lie there is a seed of truth, cartoons largely being [...]
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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
-Overheard
This is a topic of great philosophical debate. It spans all the way back to 383 BC when Meteorocotes posed the Doppleranus.
If there is being such a free state in that a thing could be both in sun enough to be [...]
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Seriously, Carlos, why does your dog insist on eating her poop?
-Krystal
Well, ever since I moved into the new house she has been eating a lot of grass. A very large quantity of grass, like she’s a cow. She even looks like a cow, frankly. Supposedly dogs eat grass when they have some [...]
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Oatmeal (@ - W): @inflatemouse why don’t panda bears have more sex? nature is bullshit
Well, Oatmeal, you make me think that I should start a series called “Animals Doing It.” So far I have covered how birds, porcupines and now panda bears.
So I have a couple of theories:
One - Panda bears are [...]
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dear carlos,
where are the promised questions about, or by, strippers?
eagerly,
-chris
Ah yes May 8th, 2008 I alluded to the possibility of stripper related questions. Well, unfortunately, I was sidetracked in the following days by a wedding. So I guess I come back around now to address the issue.
Questions I have been asked [...]
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Today is a special day in the del Rio house. Dita Lily “Pickle” del Rio turns two today. As my gift to her, and you, I am allowing her to answer a question I overheard at the Sasquatch Festival.
How the f*ck was cheese invented?
-Overheard
When asked Dita responds like this:
So like 10,000 years [...]
I have been preoccupied lately. Mainly reading through and listening to the commentary about the overdose of Alex Lluch.
So I am running a special $5 (significantly lower than usual) for any questions you have, about anything, and 50% of these proceeds will be donated to a drug counseling facility in Portland. I don’t know which [...]
