Thomas Roche Why are there laws? -A kid talking to his dad Laws are made for one of two reasons: Some things are illegal because they are fun (e.g. speeding, naming your kid Sex Fruit, or pretending to be a cop). Some things are illegal because you can hurt people (e.g. speeding, stealing, or driving [...]
How do you make out with lots of chicks? -Sl4y3rX In an homage to Jessica Hagy here is the answer to making-out with lots of “chicks”? So there you have it. The way to make-out with lots of chicks is to to buy one, after another, after another, or volunteer for the humane society. Alternately [...]
photo credit: musictowakeyou I keep my phone on vibrate and in my pocket. Often it feels like it’s vibrating even when it’s not. What is the deal with these phantom vibrations? -Jevan Well Jevan the reason that you have phantom vibrations, sometimes called ringxiety, is that you are a nervous, self-obsessed person. You want so [...]
It has been over 5 years since we “accomplished” our “mission” in Iraq I think it is time we start thing about the United States next acquisition. Now I know that the popular thought is Iran, but I have a different suggestion: Invade New Zealand New Zealand has beautiful land: Look at that view. What [...]
photo credit: samholland Who would win in a fight Medeski Martin & Wood or They Might Be Giants? -Chris’ Birthday Party Well they both make a mean children’s band, and by mean I mean potentially damaging to the fragile psyches of potentially innocent children. Ultimately, there can be only one winner and it comes down [...]
photo credit: dancing_triss Why make a bathing suit in 1940s style if it wont hold 1940s style breasts? Where is a girl with ….curves…to find bad-ass retro swimwear? – Sent From Portland What are 40′s style breasts? Size Chart size 6 8 10 12 14 16 bust 34 35 36 37 1/2 39 40 1/2 [...]
photo credit: -fumtu The New York Times thinks that we don’t eat healthy so they gave a list of 11 things you should eat for health. And I am going to explain why you don’t eat these things. Beets: You don’t eat beets because you think they are an unnatural color. Turns out that strange [...]
I have been hearing this question forever: How do astronauts go to the bathroom? On earth they follow the same procedure everyone else does, drink a cup of coffee, strip down naked, take care of business, then take a shower. But in space they have to take some special measure; including restraints and vacuum hoses [...]
photo credit: ben pollard Jessica from Seattle asked me an oddly subversive question: So, in the cartoons, cats and mice hate each other but they both love cheese. Oh, and dogs hate cats in the cartoons, what’s with that? Well, I have been told that in every lie there is a seed of truth, cartoons [...]
photo credit: Helico When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? -Overheard This is a topic of great philosophical debate. It spans all the way back to 383 BC when Meteorocotes posed the Doppleranus. If there is being such a free state in that a thing could be both in sun [...]