Books, Startups & Dick

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What book am i reading right now?

-Alex Deakin

Well you name sounds like pecan, which makes me think of cookies. So I believe you are reading a cookbook. Since you have a short name I assume you have a short attention span so I will interpret “book” as oatmeal container. Hence I believe you are reading this: Ingredients

  • 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt (optional)
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg (optional)
  • 3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
  • 4 tablespoons butter, softened
  • 3/4 cup applesauce
  • 1 egg
  • 2 tablespoons fat-free milk
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 3 cups uncooked oat

Preparation Steps

  1. Heat oven to 350°F. Lightly spray cookie sheets with cooking spray.
  2. In medium bowl, combine flour, baking soda, cinnamon, salt and nutmeg; mix well. In large bowl, beat sugars and margarine until well blended. Add apple butter, egg whites, milk and vanilla; beat well. Stir in flour mixture; mix well. Stir in oats and dried fruit; mix well. (Dough will be moist.)
  3. Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls onto prepared cookie sheets.
  4. Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until edges are light golden brown. Cool 1 minute on cookie sheets; remove to wire rack. Cool completely.

Have you seen startupwear?

- An Bui

No, I have not. I thought it was an April Fools joke, some of the designs are funny.

How big is my dick?

-BandanaBandit

One and a half inches of white fury.

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