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How do they fix a mans penis when it breaks?
-Tori
The answer to that question really depends on your definition of breaks. Do you mean stops working properly, like erectile dysfunction, or do you breaks like a bone? Since we all receive regular e-mails informing us about Viagra and Cialis I am going to make the assumption that you mean the second more horrifying type of break that haunts the dreams of every man that likes to put his back into it.
Unfortunately, if that was your intention, I am not going to look into that. I am unwilling to subject myself accidental pictures of broken members, so instead I am going to describe two methods they use on people who have erectile dysfunction that needs surgery.
One of the options is a semi-rigid rod that is inserted into your little guy that makes a permanent soft-on. When you need it to do some business you just bend it up in the “on” position, and when you are done you put it back down in the “off” position.
Second there is the option of inflatable rods and a fluid reservoir that is stored in your abdomen. The fluid reservoir connects to the inflatable tubes and a pump control device that is added to your scrotum to keep your man grapes company. You simply pump your extra nut to extend your personal towel-hook and when you are finished with your activities you press a release valve allowing you some well earned rest from bionic fornication.
Hopefully this gives you a better picture of what a man does when his body betrays him.
