credit: Melissa Gira
Until recently I had a dream to be written about in Vallywag without a sex scandal. Apparently that is no longer possible. The one writer that is being left behind is Owen Thomas. I don’t know if he is interested in writing about me considering I am not a money player.
So, in a desparate attempt to speed my dreams along I will forsake my former caveat and amend my dream to being mentioned on any Gawker site for any reason at all.
To speed things along even more I am willing to bribe any current/former writer for Gawker Media to write about me. I will fly you to Seattle for rough akward sex and a drink, likely in that order.
