How Long Could You Survive Chained to Matt Inman?

The Ground Rules

• Both you and Matt Inman are tethered to a 7 foot chain
• The chain is unbreakable, even if you are not, and cannot be removed
• You are free to employ any means necessary

• 1	Do you have any experience wrestling? Yes, I wrestled in college Yes, I wrestled in middle school or high school A little, I've wrestled with siblings or friends I have no experience wrestling 9 Questions Left

• 2	How long is your attention span? Very short, "What?" Average, "I get distracted by Twitter" Long, "I can read a novel in one sitting" 8 Questions Left

• 3	Do you drink coffee? No Occasionally Frequently (1+ cups a day) I don't leave home without it! 7 Questions Left

• 4	Are you male or female? I'm all man, baby! I am a man who can pick out his own clothes I am a Tom Boy I am a proper lady 6 Questions Left

• 5	If Matt Inman lunged at you, what would you be most likely to do? Curl up into a little ball and whimper Punch him in the mouth Punch him in his eye-ball Scream and run to the end of my chain 5 Questions Left

• 6	Do you have any experience with massage or the sensual arts? Yes, I've had years of training A little training No training 4 Questions Left

• 7	Do you like Matt Inman? No Yes 3 Questions Left

• 8	If you had a choice, what would you prefer? The top The bottom A cookie 2 Questions Left

• 9	Do you know any sleeper holds or choking techniques? Yes No 1 Questions Left

• 10	If Matt Inman bit off one of your arms, which would you be most likely to do? Scream and cry like a giant sissy Take the arm back and beat the Matt Inman with it Use the opportunity to try to wrap my chain around Matt Inman's neck Give up and die. Matt: 1, Me: 0 0 Questions Left