How long could you take a warm nap between Bristol Palin's smooshy boobies?

The Ground Rules

• Both you and Bristol Palin have eaten a turkey club sandwich and and drunk a bottle of cheap red wine
• The sun is out.
• You are free to employ any means necessary.

• 1	Do you have any experience wrestling? Yes, I wrestled in college Yes, I wrestled in middle school or high school A little, I've wrestled with siblings or friends Only in bed 9 Questions Left

• 2	How long is your attention span? Very short, "What?" Average, "I get distracted by Twitter" Long, "I can read a novel in one sitting" 8 Questions Left

• 3	Do you drink coffee? No Occasionally Frequently (1+ cups a day) I don't leave home without it! 7 Questions Left

• 4	Are you male or female? I'm all man, baby! I am a man who can pick out his own clothes I am a Tom Boy I am a proper lady 6 Questions Left

• 5	If Bristol Palin polar-bear-hugged you, what would you be most likely to do? Curl up into a little ball and whimper Punch her in the mouth Scream and run Grow a little lady boner 5 Questions Left

• 6	Do you have any experience with massage or the sensual arts? Yes, I've had years of training A little training No training 4 Questions Left

• 7	Is your name Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston? No Yes 3 Questions Left

• 8	If you had a choice, what would you prefer? The top The bottom A cookie 2 Questions Left

• 9	Do you like the smell of rendered moose fat and breast milk? Yes No 1 Questions Left

• 10	If Bristol Palin attempted to swaddle you in a blanket what would you do? Scream and cry like a giant sissy Cop a feel Use the opportunity to gaze lovingly at those Republican boobies Die happy 0 Questions Left